I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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