A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
How external is "for external use only"?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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