loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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