I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
