none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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