I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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