I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Operation Purity has been aborted
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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