So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Will exercising make me less horny?
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