i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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