Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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