I love black thongs
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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