Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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