You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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