East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
she smelled like a LAN party
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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