Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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