Non-Jews are for practice
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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