just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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