When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
