My room smells like vodka and shame
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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