Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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