I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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