Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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