I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
