Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You've changed since you got that strap on
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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