I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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