that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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