we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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