Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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