ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
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hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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