fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
