Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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