Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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