dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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