ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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