just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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