Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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