: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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