maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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