I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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