Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
dude. I can hear the air.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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