I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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