One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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