To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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