do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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