remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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