i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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