I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Alive.
So much puke
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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