i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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