I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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