So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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