Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think my moral compass just broke
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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