i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
