i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
only if we run a train.
done.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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